That’s right, the ‘Get your hands off my penis’ guy now has his own wine, and even better, it’s called ‘Get Your Hands Off My Pinot’ which is a god-level pun if ever we’ve heard one. If this all sounds like a foreign language to you, allow us to reacquaint you with Jack Kerson. The prominent Australian rose to internet fame in the late 2000s after footage of his wrongful arrest started making the rounds on social media. The odd mix of eloquence and absurdism turned Kerson into one of the most glorious memes this country has ever produced, and now Jack is returning the favour.
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Partnering with Crowbar, Kerson has just dropped the official Democracy Manifest wine; a limited-edition Victorian pinot. Made with bright red fruits that know their Judo well and fine tannins that put the wine in a gentle headlock with a long finish, this is one drop that you wouldn’t mind waiting to receive.
Priced at $30, the Democracy Manifest wine is in huge demand. In fact, according to the official website, the first shipment has already sold through, meaning orders from tomorrow onwards will be at the mercy of a second order. If you’re lucky enough to get your hands on a bottle of the limited-edition ‘Get Your Hands Off My Pinot’, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.
Best enjoyed with a succulent Chinese meal.
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